Category: Singles Spit Swap
I only just discovered this board and some of the topics have made interesting reading so I thought I'd post this. It's lifted straight from my profile, but it seemed appropriate.
This is my guide to the language of self-promotion. You know, all those phrases and words you see in places like this and personal ads. See if you can find yourself (or me)!
'Bubbly': big-mouth
'Wacky': Mentalist
'Fun-loving': See 'bubbly'
'Life of the party': Everyone breaths a sigh of relief when finally you go home
'Great sense of humour': Miserable
'Been hurt in the past': Grudge-bearing bunny-boiler out for revenge
'Girly': Has more soft toys than hairbrushes, but only just
'Smart dressed man': Gay
'Intelligent man': Gay
'Loves cooking': Gay
'Single, financially solvent professional man': Gay. Or lying
'Career woman': Bitch
'Passionate': Dying for a fuck
'Old-fashioned': No blow-jobs
'Particular tastes': High-maintenance
'Earthy': Nut-scratching, nose-picking Neanderthal
'Assertive': Vigorously opinionated on one subject
'Thirtysomething': 41
'Seeks Knight in shining armour': Husband left me for a younger model
'Alternative lifestyle': I don't wash my privates
'Broad-minded': Sexual freak
'Open to new experiences': Wannabe sexual freak
'Friends tell me I'm gorgeous': Ugly
'Great personality': Fugly
'Cuddly': Fat arse
LOL Dusty, this is great.
yeah, that is pretty funny. I've seen personal ads on craigslist and you know the bots by the language of the ad. Some of them are pretty entertaining though.
Love it. Although I've seen it in your profile previously. Very good entertainment.
Just saw this, and I'm still laughing my head off. Thanks for that, Dusty. I hadnt' seen it in your profile. Mind if I copy and paste your translations and forward them to a few friends?
As long as you credit me, no *smile*